Phase 3

Hi

Tomorrow I’m going town with my bro (not genetically he’s just my best bud not to brag he’s epic) anyway I told my Dad that I’m meeting fuck loads of people there and we’re going to see some 18 action thriller filled with blood and boobs (which sounds like some fucked up lesbian porn film with self harm and everything else blood like) so he is already pissed off. After I get back I’m gonna tell him “I need to talk to you…(walks into private area) my girlfriend thinks she maybe pregnant…(waits for reaction)” the brackets are stage directions if you didn’t realise then after I drag it out for a bit I’ll say “Dad…Dad it was only a joke…I was just messing with you…(waits for sigh of relief) we’re very careful to use protection.” That way I kill 2 birds with one stone…wait 3 birds: annoying him, revealing I have a girlfriend (I don’t unfortunately…it’s all a lie), and confirming to him subliminally I’m having sex (well not really subliminally kind of obviously saying it to his face, and I’m not having sex by the way also unfortunately).

I’ve came up with a new word/ term NEEK it’s a smarter geek as you should all know geeks are kinda the stupider, less socially awkward, hipster nerds of the interwebs. So I have proposed a new term neek it’s a very smart geek really.

I’ve got tired of waiting for my friend to set me up with someone so I’m just gonna ask this girl out straight up that I’ve wanted to for a while because she is really pretty and one of the nicest people I know but unfortunately I don’t know her very well at all so we’ll see how that goes.

I don’t really have anything else to say apart from my Dad keeps asking me to hide my condoms.

I’ve just given up trying to understand the aaaaawwww from a couple of weeks ago or however long ago it was so yeah to be honest I had forgot about it till now; so thanks for that blogging.

Bye

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