Odds ‘n’ Ends

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I don’t know what the fuss about getting people presents is. Films always saying its so hard to buy people presents, but it’s all just a lie isn’t it… it’s easy. Maybe it’s just because I’m pretty camp when I want to be. Seriously I’d be the most stereotypical gay guy known in history. I’d be pretty epic as a gay dude.

I’ve re-thought pissing off my Dad I’m re-trying the pregnant joke. I’ve taken all the condoms out of my room there and then asked if I could take someone to London with us. He’s subtly asking about the girl I was going to invite and wondering where I’m going and who with more than usual… it used to be “you going town… ‘kay… fair enough… for any specific reason… will I have to give anyone a lift back” but now it’s “where are you going… why… how long you gonna be… who’s going… what are you going to do… not going to be any sex (to which I answer yes of course I’m 16 what else would I do, to really piss him off)… why are you going again… do I know who your going with etc. etc.”.

I watched the hunger games 2 catching fire. It was really good not as good as the first which wasn’t as good as the book, this lowers my appreciation of the films but they are all really good they just don’t look great next to each other as the first book is better than the first film which is better than the second film, this could just be a metaphor for the second book not being as good as the first or the eternal rule the second and third films aren’t as good as the first (even though there are so many exceptions) but the 3rd is better than the second. I really need to finish reading he 3rd book before the 3rd -and rumours of 4th film- come out.

Thinking of having another party to celebrate the end of the first term of our last year!!! I’m also trying to get all my friends to get a party sorted for new years -alcohol and fireworks great combo- because I don’t want to sit in the corner drinking 2 beers whilst my Dad and his friends talk and watch the London firework show on the “tele” being really awkward and trying to stay out of the conversation with my childhood girlfriend who for some reason it’s still awkward between us after I “dumped” her years ago (I put dumped in speech marks because we weren’t really going out I was like 9 yeah I really did mean years ago).

Went to London yesterday and went to a gallery where there was a lot of paintings of naked women but looked like primary kids had (children in their first years of education 4-10 years old) painted something they had seen when they had walked in on their Mum and uncle shagging. There was a women by a pool being shagged up the arse and rubbed off whilst a pale man with a purple dick got a blowy from her. There was pictures of little girls (in clothes) next to it which didn’t seem very well placed at all as it was next to these porn paintings. There was this one painting of a sun burnt ginger woman stark naked with beer in hand and drunken man passed out on the floor. Quite a lot of naked pregnant women or naked women with children near on or around them sometimes sucking their nipples but they looked like 9 years old. It was all pretty odd really.

Bye thanks for reading